Rapzogvan Zanganbeglag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, capable unicorn.

Rapzogvan Zanganbeglag created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Rapzogvan Zanganbeglag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rapzogvan Zanganbeglag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Rapzogvan Zanganbeglag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Rapzogvan Zanganbeglag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the south.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Always wear purple.