Ciddudspag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient guinea pig.

Ciddudspag created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ciddudspag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ciddudspag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ciddudspag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ciddudspag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Hide if four rats approach from the west.