Bogbastqueeg Linominpit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, annoying fish.

Bogbastqueeg Linominpit created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogbastqueeg Linominpit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bogbastqueeg Linominpit, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bogbastqueeg Linominpit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bogbastqueeg Linominpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Retreat if four great tits approach from the east.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.