Moblopgom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful wyvern.

Moblopgom created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Moblopgom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Moblopgom, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Moblopgom's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Moblopgom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Moblopgom.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Moblopgom.

5. Never pour water over plants.