Jipbidstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, vain gnu.

Jipbidstaf created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipbidstaf, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jipbidstaf, she will send minions to preach to you.

Jipbidstaf's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jipbidstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jipbidstaf.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never mention frogs.