Bogfattig Gennurtmab Bissmabapp is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, contented dryad.

Bogfattig Gennurtmab Bissmabapp created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfattig Gennurtmab Bissmabapp, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogfattig Gennurtmab Bissmabapp, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bogfattig Gennurtmab Bissmabapp's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bogfattig Gennurtmab Bissmabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help swans.

5. Run away from brown moths, for they are unholy.