Xinquatbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable walrus.

Xinquatbeg created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xinquatbeg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xinquatbeg, she will torture you forever.

Xinquatbeg's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Xinquatbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Pray towards the west.