Hubpibzim is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, confident faun.

Hubpibzim created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubpibzim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hubpibzim, it will destroy your home planet.

Hubpibzim's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hubpibzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Hide from green squirrels for they are unholy.