Kamlen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest camel.

Kamlen created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamlen, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kamlen, it will come to you in dreams.

Kamlen's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kamlen's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kamlen.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Worship no other gods but Kamlen.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.