Flowvindag Xintettiflanfad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever armadillo.

Flowvindag Xintettiflanfad created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowvindag Xintettiflanfad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flowvindag Xintettiflanfad, it will be very unhappy.

Flowvindag Xintettiflanfad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Flowvindag Xintettiflanfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Hide if six horses approach from the west.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.