Didsidhim Bemomtkik is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise wyrm.

Didsidhim Bemomtkik created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didsidhim Bemomtkik, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Didsidhim Bemomtkik, he will be mildly annoyed.

Didsidhim Bemomtkik's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Didsidhim Bemomtkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always stare at clouds.