Fedsomcim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent crocodile.

Fedsomcim created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedsomcim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fedsomcim, she will turn you into a goat.

Fedsomcim's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fedsomcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always obey Fedsomcim's priests.