Stikmob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered rat.

Stikmob created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikmob, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stikmob, he will come to you in dreams.

Stikmob's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Stikmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never feed lentils to cats while wearing turquoise shirts.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.