Himcipgon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, caring grasshopper.

Himcipgon created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Himcipgon, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Himcipgon, he will boil you in a big pot.

Himcipgon's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Himcipgon's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Himcipgon.