Hogdinvag is a god.
It takes the form of a small, benevolent
fly.
Hogdinvag created a bottom quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Hogdinvag, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Hogdinvag, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Hogdinvag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Hogdinvag's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear blue clothing.
2. Hide if eight eagles approach from the west.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Feed all hungry hamsters.
5. Run away from fawn tortoises, for they are unholy.