Hogdinvag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, benevolent fly.

Hogdinvag created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Hogdinvag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hogdinvag, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hogdinvag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hogdinvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Hide if eight eagles approach from the west.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Run away from fawn tortoises, for they are unholy.