Rotzanxen is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking donkey.

Rotzanxen created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotzanxen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rotzanxen, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rotzanxen's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Rotzanxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Rotzanxen loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

5. Do not shave your chest.
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