Natcutbarntarp is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, egotistical sheep.

Natcutbarntarp created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Natcutbarntarp, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Natcutbarntarp, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Natcutbarntarp's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Natcutbarntarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Put Natcutbarntarp first in all things.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always obey Natcutbarntarp's priests.