Hunmotget Targhaphig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful wren.

Hunmotget Targhaphig created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunmotget Targhaphig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hunmotget Targhaphig, he will destroy your home planet.

Hunmotget Targhaphig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hunmotget Targhaphig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Put Hunmotget Targhaphig first in all things.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Hunmotget Targhaphig on top of all buildings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about comets.