Begmapneg is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, prudent
sheep.
Begmapneg created energy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Begmapneg, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Begmapneg, it will turn you into a mouse.
Begmapneg's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Begmapneg's Holy Commandments1. Never write about planets.
2. Never wear hats.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Never play with disobedient children.