Capmabbus is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage zebra.

Capmabbus created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Capmabbus, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Capmabbus, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Capmabbus' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Capmabbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Hide if four dolphins approach from the south.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the east.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.