Flyarfbabwongatnarpigyar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent dog.

Flyarfbabwongatnarpigyar created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyarfbabwongatnarpigyar, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flyarfbabwongatnarpigyar, he will send minions to preach to you.

Flyarfbabwongatnarpigyar's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Flyarfbabwongatnarpigyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Hide from orange turtles for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.