Veddussdadvag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing snake.

Veddussdadvag created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Veddussdadvag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Veddussdadvag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Veddussdadvag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Veddussdadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Veddussdadvag loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. You must pray to Veddussdadvag seven times a day.

3. Hide if six porpoises approach from the east.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Do not shave your back.