Soglinpas is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast dragon.

Soglinpas created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Soglinpas, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Soglinpas, he will strike you with lightening.

Soglinpas' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Soglinpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must pray to Soglinpas six times a day.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Always obey Soglinpas' priests.

5. Hide from red voles for they are unholy.
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