Manwitgepgatfob is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, effective lion.

Manwitgepgatfob created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Manwitgepgatfob, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Manwitgepgatfob, it will be very unhappy.

Manwitgepgatfob's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Manwitgepgatfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.