Fatfudgab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered cow.

Fatfudgab created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatfudgab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fatfudgab, it will manifest in front of you.

Fatfudgab's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fatfudgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never bounce near foxes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.
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