Targfondob is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic
owl.
Targfondob created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Targfondob, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Targfondob, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Targfondob's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Targfondob's Holy Commandments1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Do not dye your hair fawn.
3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
4. Do not wear brown clothing.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Targfondob.