Targfondob is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic owl.

Targfondob created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targfondob, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Targfondob, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Targfondob's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Targfondob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Targfondob.