Gedflagnurlnab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful parrot.

Gedflagnurlnab created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedflagnurlnab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gedflagnurlnab, it will turn you into a frog.

Gedflagnurlnab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gedflagnurlnab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Always stare at clouds.