Gedflagnurlnab is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful
parrot.
Gedflagnurlnab created Europe five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gedflagnurlnab, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Gedflagnurlnab, it will turn you into a frog.
Gedflagnurlnab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Gedflagnurlnab's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry capybaras.
2. Never think ill of sick sheep.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Never mention badgers.
5. Always stare at clouds.