Gat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty yak.

Gat created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gat, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gat's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.