Gumbenrull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful eagle.

Gumbenrull created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumbenrull, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gumbenrull, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gumbenrull's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gumbenrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.