Limgumpak is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring
jaguar.
Limgumpak created an atom seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Limgumpak, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Limgumpak, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Limgumpak's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Limgumpak's Holy Commandments1. Never wear cyan shoes.
2. Limgumpak must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
4. Do not speak about grapes.
5. Do not chop down trees.