Nan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise snail.

Nan created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nan, it will turn you into a snail.

Nan's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of foxes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nan.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink alcohol.