Diddog is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless dove.

Diddog created water two years ago.

If you believe in Diddog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Diddog, he will remove you from existence.

Diddog's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Diddog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Diddog.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never sing in the presence of whales.
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