Lagnegstan Wipjadvag is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful
cobra.
Lagnegstan Wipjadvag created an atom six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lagnegstan Wipjadvag, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Lagnegstan Wipjadvag, he will turn you into a slug.
Lagnegstan Wipjadvag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Lagnegstan Wipjadvag's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never talk about comets.
5. Always help geese.