Lagnegstan Wipjadvag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, cheerful cobra.

Lagnegstan Wipjadvag created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagnegstan Wipjadvag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagnegstan Wipjadvag, he will turn you into a slug.

Lagnegstan Wipjadvag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Lagnegstan Wipjadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always help geese.