Manlinmet is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient deer.

Manlinmet created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manlinmet, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Manlinmet, it will turn you into a hamster.

Manlinmet's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Manlinmet's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Manlinmet.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Do not stand on grass.