Hitduss is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest walrus.

Hitduss created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitduss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hitduss, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hitduss' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hitduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.