Padbenpit is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, strong
crow.
Padbenpit created water eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Padbenpit, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Padbenpit, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Padbenpit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Padbenpit's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt nematodes.
2. Put Padbenpit first in all things.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Padbenpit.
4. Always help sick seals.
5. Do not jump in public.