Padbenpit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, strong crow.

Padbenpit created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Padbenpit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Padbenpit, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Padbenpit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Padbenpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Put Padbenpit first in all things.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Padbenpit.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Do not jump in public.