Busxin Futkinpom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful crocodile.

Busxin Futkinpom created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Busxin Futkinpom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Busxin Futkinpom, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Busxin Futkinpom's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Busxin Futkinpom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine voles approach from the west.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never paint your face mauve.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.