Nellquimfarn is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome
gnu.
Nellquimfarn created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nellquimfarn, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Nellquimfarn, she will be very sad.
Nellquimfarn's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Nellquimfarn's Holy Commandments1. Never think about amino acids.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Nellquimfarn loves gulls, so they must be respected.
4. Always help capybaras in need.
5. Do not dye your hair gray.