Sagpogxen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless parrot.

Sagpogxen created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagpogxen, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sagpogxen, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Sagpogxen's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sagpogxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near moths.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shave your legs.