Hensagvognat Tabbusdin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair skunk.

Hensagvognat Tabbusdin created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hensagvognat Tabbusdin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hensagvognat Tabbusdin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hensagvognat Tabbusdin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hensagvognat Tabbusdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Always obey Hensagvognat Tabbusdin's priests.

5. Do not skip in public.