Cussdimfet Nurtailpak is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unfair frog.

Cussdimfet Nurtailpak created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussdimfet Nurtailpak, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cussdimfet Nurtailpak, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cussdimfet Nurtailpak's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cussdimfet Nurtailpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not hurt mites.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.