Ganlidgovlop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless whale.

Ganlidgovlop created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Ganlidgovlop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ganlidgovlop, it will turn you into a tree.

Ganlidgovlop's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ganlidgovlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ganlidgovlop.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.