Dibveenben is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous slug.

Dibveenben created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibveenben, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dibveenben, she will turn you into a mole.

Dibveenben's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dibveenben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Run away from blue dogs, for they are unholy.