Nartgub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring butterfly.

Nartgub created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartgub, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nartgub, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nartgub's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Nartgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never wear magenta corsets.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Run away if three squirrels approach from the east.

5. Worship no other gods but Nartgub.