Dogcatfligyim is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil human.

Dogcatfligyim created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogcatfligyim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dogcatfligyim, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dogcatfligyim's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dogcatfligyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

4. Always treat doves with great respect.

5. Never look at galaxies.