Bugfodwan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish clam.

Bugfodwan created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugfodwan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bugfodwan, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bugfodwan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bugfodwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bugfodwan.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Always obey Bugfodwan's priests.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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