Ceptargstip is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident armadillo.

Ceptargstip created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceptargstip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ceptargstip, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ceptargstip's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ceptargstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Retreat if five sharks approach from the south.