Benmitjen Flatsasgof is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, impressive dragonfly.

Benmitjen Flatsasgof created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Benmitjen Flatsasgof, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Benmitjen Flatsasgof, he will be very unhappy.

Benmitjen Flatsasgof's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Benmitjen Flatsasgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.