Cunhatzod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate centaur.

Cunhatzod created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunhatzod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cunhatzod, he will make you grow a tail.

Cunhatzod's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cunhatzod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four birds approach from the west.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Always wear purple.

4. You must pray to Cunhatzod five times a day.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.