Nurtvollist is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless butterfly.

Nurtvollist created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtvollist, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nurtvollist, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nurtvollist's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nurtvollist's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.